Doughty 500 Dress Code

If your wardrobe isn't quite up to snuff to the demanding standards of the Doughty 500 (floral print camp shirts-the gaudier the better-extra credit if alcoholic beverages are included) I suggest you make a stop at the nearest Kohls. They have quite the selection available at significantly reduced prices. The money you save buying a shirt could be put towards much nobler pursuits. Such as buying me a round.